Imitation being the sincerest form of flattery...
My first imitation was
Millionaire Shortbread
(top: mise-en-scene for the Compilation; bottom: one of
several goodies on a dessert plate), but since I brought it to a party
and for some reason didn't have my good blogger hat on (cell phone camera),
it has gone largely uncatalogued, except in the memory of my tastebuds
(and those of the party guests). But I will definitely try making it
again for a gathering, just include more chocolate (the top layer swam a
bit because it was too skimpy)!
For this second attempt, I went to the next favorite thing on my list of foods tried in Scotland for the first time:
tattie scones.
Now, I've linked both of these to the internet recipes I used for
reference, but I sort of cross-referenced those with the versions in
this book,
which I got while I was in Inverness, but ... it has its own limitations. So I ended up doing a hybridized, as well as scaled-down, version of both
these attempts, and they both came out all right: the caramel shortbread off on some proportions, but tasting fantastic anyway, and the tattie
scones lacking in shape, but tasting marvelously Scottish
for a' that.
So
anyway, how do ya make 'em? Basically, you boil potatoes, mash 'em up,
let 'em cool, add some flour so it'll stick together, and then roll 'em
out and play patty-cake. Since I am hopeless with a rolling pin, I gave
it one 'old college try' then resorted to my hands and this nifty new
kitchen tool that you see above: one of those slicer/scooper-up
thingies. A name, anyone? I know I'm showing myself as the amateur I am,
but Oh Well. I figure this tool will come in handy when another wave of
bread-baking comes upon me, since
dough and I have been through some interesting times...
Even
with the dough slicer, the triangles I formed were less than happy to
remain uniformly sized, and so it became a bit of a hodge-podge. It also
took longer than the expected 5 minutes on each side to brown them up. Perhaps I should have added more flour? Or even, sacre bleu,
an egg?
But
here we are, with the finished product, a proper genealogy of tattie
scones (you can trace it from the paleozoic era to the pliocene epoch,
kids!), as, from left to right, top to bottom, I 'progressed.'
I
put half away for later, stuffed myself with the other half (this girl
is not used to eating a whole potato in one sitting), and happily fell
asleep.